Archive: Winter is a dick

 
Me: Screw you, winter, you’ve been draining me dry for two months, but come February 6th I am OUTTA HERE!

Attack, my minions!

Winter: You think so, bitch? Check it! You ain’t goin’ NOWHERE.

Me: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Winter: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

Me: Wait, it says it might not be as bad up north. My flight could still get out!

Winter: It might, or it might not. You don’t know, do you? You’ll be clinging to the weather reports all day, wondering, hoping, fearing. It’s delicious!

Me: You… you planned it this way, didn’t you? Didn’t you??

Winter: -drops snowflake nonchalantly-

Me: I hate you.

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