November 18th, 2010 at about 4:30pm EST, my cell phone rings.
Voice on phone: Anie? This is Larry Kirshbaum. I’d love for you to bring in your book! I think it’s great!
Me:…. wait, wha…? Oh! Right! Um, is tomorrow okay?
Larry Kirshbaum : Sounds good, I’ll be here from 10-1. Do you know where my office is?
Me: I.. I can look it up on the internet.
Larry fucking Kirshbaum: Nah, hang up, I’ll just leave it on your voice mail. Look forward to seeing you!
Me: Me too, ah, bye!
Phone hangs up, then rings again while I run around backyard screaming.